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Void_Sloth@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Not a joke, but...

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Void_Sloth@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    I saw a wolf today!

    Where?

    No, the regular kind.

    • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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      I got a laugh out of my son for this joke, so thank you.

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    I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

      I was beaming.

    • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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      Damn that sounds sexual. ;)

  • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol
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    If ladies didn’t like Dad jokes, it’d be called bachelor jokes.

  • Seasm0ke@lemmy.world
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    My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she’d get sad, and I responded “You mean you’d be down in the gumps?” She is still laughing about it randomly.

  • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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    My wife usually just groans or tells me to shut up lol

    • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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      ✊️ the struggle is real bro

      • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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        For real. Some days more than others.

  • crawancon@lemm.ee
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    I told mine the justice/justwater joke from this channel. she chuckled

  • abcd@feddit.de
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    A dream come true 😂

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    i guess i’m not suitable to be dad

    cause i have no joke on me

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