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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Thanks I hate it

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Thanks I hate it

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      Shit like this wants me to Paul Walker outta here

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        Look at you just Roman around like this isn’t Ludacris. We need to run outta here.

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    Also whats that nickname of yours OP?

    • Gork@sopuli.xyzOP
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      One of my Valheim characters. A bit caveman-like.

      • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip
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        Fair enough, have a good time playing!

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    But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    I think you could make a sour sauce that would be good with watermelon. Maybe something similar to lemon curd.

    • Shapillon@lemmy.world
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      Sriracha isn’t exactly sour but it pairs really well with other sweet stuff.

      One of my favourite snacks is some sour jam (lemon, berries, rhubarb, etc) with a healthy dollop of sriracha on bread.

      The mix between fruits and garlic kinda feel like Durian if it had no smell.

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    “9gag” in this case means having exactly nine gag reflexes after eating it.

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    I actually think this might work with some kinds of mustard. But definitely not with 'Murican mustard, as that’s vile no matter what.

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      I agree, putting salt on watermelon is a big thing in the south. I think using a flavorful mustard wouldn’t be much different than using a salad dressing.

      • goosehorse@lemmy.world
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        Salt on watermelon is delicious!

        Last year, a friend made me a watermelon salad that was basically just watermelon with balsamic vinegar and some mixed greens, and it was fantastic.

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    Lol, dude’s trying not to vomit.

    (Only a trend like the cinnamon challenge, something awful with the taste of regret)

  • The Wandering M4dTsar@lemmy.world
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    I feel my stomachache is coming back just by seeing this image

  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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    I don’t care about the mustard. The way he’s holding your melon makes me want to end him.

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Food trends” kill me.

    Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?

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    I’d eat it.

  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    !Bertstrips@feddit.de

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    Me:

    Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast

    Me: That sound awful

    Friend: it’s delicious

    Me: ok I try

    Me tries

    Friend: Was it any good?

    Me: it was… ok

    Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great

    Me: what you never tasted?

    Ex-friend: no

    • IWW4@lemmy.zip
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      That is delicious.

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      A former coworker on night shift was a former manager at MacDonald’s, she claimed that putting the grape jelly on a sausage biscuit was amazing.

      I stop by McDonald’s on my way home and try it. Once I finished the sausage biscuit with grape jelly I conclude that she was high when she came up with that because it was awful.

      The following night she asks if I tried it and I tell her I did and thought it was awful, she replied “eh, I guess you’ve got to be stoned to enjoy it”.

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        I occasionally add strawberry or grape jelly to a sausage egg mcmuffin and and I think it works really well.

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          Strawberry preserves spread on a grilled cheese sandwich is great.

          Note: choose either a pickle or strawberry jam; never both.

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            We have some peaches and I’ve been putting them in some grilled cheeses I’ve been making with maple-leaf–smoked Gouda I also got this week and it’s been pretty incredible.

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              Whoa that sounds awesome, will try!

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          To each their own, it wasn’t for me.

      • IWW4@lemmy.zip
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        That is a variant of a Monti Cristo.

        Monti Cristos are delicious,

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          To each their own, it wasn’t for me.

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      Turn that into a grilled cheese and you’ve hit gold

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      I have those everytime I have breakfast, little egg yolk, yumm.

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    Ernie is committing a mercy killing. The hate crime is mustard on watermelon.

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      Maybe Ernie’s hate crime is unrelated to the top part

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        Ernie got some demons

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    If you see a news article saying “X Sensational Thing has become a trend”, odds are is a gross exaggeration to the point of complete fabrication, and you fell for it.

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