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I want my own all knowing god.
I don’t want to be all knowing; Watchmen demonstrated how much that would suck. But having an omniscient floating ball that I can ask questions and get straightforward answers; I could abuse that capability endlessly.
I think my wife and I are both wise enough to avoid using it for spousal discovery: if she wants to tell me her body count, she will. So It’d quickly escalate from the trivial to the existential, and then we’d make a lot of money and maybe solve some world problems on the side.
i definitely want a personal, floating, omniscient, question-answering god.
How is this funny or even clever?
Something about omnipotence being used to settle such a trivial and mundane argument is kinda funny but yeah there’s probably a better version of this comic possible by someone funnier than me
It’s clever because “he” still hasn’t learned a thing and now blames the omniscient being instead of himself.
God’s a lil fuckin snitch
Like The Beach Boys said, “God Only Knows”. He may know, but He doesn’t give a fuck about doing anything good about it.
Literally every driver caught speeding.
