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- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Financially incentivize killing people. That sounds like a great idea.
That’s already been the prison complex for nearly all of history, no?
This is where I point out that Americans pay more per capita into Medicare/Medicaid than Canadians pay per capita for universal healthcare for everyone.
And now that money will go to the needy like Sam Altman.
function onReceivedClaim(LifesavingProcedureClaim claim) { sleep(30); return reject(claim); }Where do I collect my share?
try { deny(); } catch { await delay(); defend(); }You’ll need to be a fortune 500 company in order to be compensated.
No, you need to also store basic information for auditing information…
count++ needs to be added in there somewhere so that you know how much you’re supposed to be paid.
Bonus points… store ALL sensitive information so you can sell it to someone else for even more money!
Too reliable.
You forgot to do
sleep(30 * MILLIS_IN_A_DAY)You need
30Random(20,40)to make it seem more human-like in response.
Absolutely vile.
Altman and the lizards vs the Mario cast gonna be like
