Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US’s 250th independence celebrations.
So he is having two people fight in a cage on his front lawn for his amusement… That definitely doesn’t sound like dictator behavior.
Jesus Christ… We’re hitting peak Idiocracy so much faster than the documentary expected.
At least Camacho had a three point plan.
Brought to you by Carl’s Junior. If you’re so smart why don’t you say it?
UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd
This just oozes classiness and decorum.
Hey, americans, you should deffo not be embarrassed about this. No way, not one little bit!!!
Why do you want us to be embarrassed about it? Many of us didn’t vote for him, and have been working hard to fight his fascist regime. We’re victims too and you’re blaming us?
I think you’re reading a little too much into the comment you’re replying to. I didn’t vote for Trump but I’m still embarrassed to have him as our president. Although… outraged to the point of exhaustion would be more accurate.
If I feel like we’ve been attacked for being American, my pain is valid, even if the author “didn’t mean it”. He could have said, “we (humans) should be embarrassed” or “I sympathize for you” or something similar, but instead chose something hurtful and inflammatory.
He’s welcome to explain himself or apologize.
Biff Tannon everybody.
Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?
Kid Rock will be there to sing Fortunate Son
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please don’t give them any ideas
well duh
There are only whites in fighting sports? The fuck you smoking
I think you misunderstand the sentiment of white trash. Nowhere did they say there only whites in fighting sports.
I have seen all folks and cultures holding trashy illegal fighting tournaments I don’t understand
To my undertstanding it invokes a particular steriotype of a bunch of white people living trashily in a trailer park, usually while thinking they’re better than everyone else.
context clues suggest this particular instance is specifically catered to the white trash constituency
Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?
This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.
Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president
God, he would be so preferable at this point.
Not from USA; but…Terry Crews would be a great leader; he is way to nice to actually run though.
Gosh. I thought this was the onion for a second
I hope it flops even harder than his stupid military birthday parade.
This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.
At least Biff Tannen can conceive of a plan and carry it through.
Without help from his father.
Tannen can read an almanac. I don’t think that Trump could manage that.
I think he’s functionally illiterate. I’ve never seen him read for more than a few seconds.
Please don’t impugn illiteracy. Being able to read is entirely uncorrelated with being a good person.
[About 21% if Americans are functionally illiterate] (https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179/index.asp), and most have perfectly good reasons, including learning disabilities, poverty, lack of decent education, and domestic abuse.
Strawman.
Honestly that would be an upgrade at this point.
In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.
Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?
Would hit harder if he couldn’t do more than almost anyone else to get them released
Saw the title and was like ‘haha funny, imagine’. Then ‘wait, it’s not satire??’
That’s the whole point of this magazine.
Anything to avoid releasing the Epstein Files.
The president’s limo will be there on the front lawn, up on blocks with it’s wheels and hood missing. A few barrels will be interspresed with fire for warmpth.
Trump will be seated on a beaten up old lawn chair, the kind that your parents had in the 70s and never got around to replacing. To his right there’s a styrofoam cooler; the kind you get at a gas station when your heading out fishing with your pa. It’s filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Melania will put her hair up in a Peggy Bundy beehive and squeeze her aging ass into pair of daisy dukes and cowboy boots.
Joe Rogan appears and kneels before Trump before the match begins. But instead of kissing a ring, it’s a beer tab.
The festivities begin with Kid Rock catterwalling out what he thinks is the national anthem, but is actually just a bunch of random lyrics he put together during the last time he blacked out.
Dean Cain is the “celebrity” referee for the match and Kevin Sorbo is there to provide some colour commentary alongside Rogan.
Due to the unpopularity of all of them, no one wants to volunteer to be the people in the match, so it eventually Trump sends ICE out to round up some homeless people and it quickly devolves into bumfights_dot_com
It’ll be great!
I can see this now as a Street Fighter level background.
I hate that you bring up Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo in the same sentence.
They’re actually working on some weird-ass Christian golf comedy/drama movie together, with Dean producing and Kevin starring. My brother worked on it for about a week or so.
He only agreed to it as it was a way for him to get his foot in the door for the industry, and he was a fan of the Hercules show when he was a kid. Also Lois & Clark was apparently our grandma’s favorite show, so it was like this weird amalgamation of feelings when he went to work on it.
My ex started as a Production Assistant in the Vancouver Film Industry. She mostly worked on the CW shows and those terrible Hallmark holiday movies that get constantly filmed there. Being a PA was a little like being everyone’s bitch, so she eventually made her way into the account department of the same hiring company that managed the PAs.
She had her share of good experiences and plenty of asshole stars.
I probably shouldn’t have said “hate,” “coincidence” probably would have worked better.
My brother actually has his own business where he makes movie studio quality superhero costumes (the Man of Steel costume is his “bread and butter” according to his words), but he’s always wanted to be in the business. So when his director friend asked if he wanted to help on the project, he jumped on it. I think he worked as a grip, so he was still probably everyone’s gopher.
