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Everyone always wants to be the cock cage but it’s constantly flopping over onto the space next to it or rolling off the board with the slightest bump.
Not if you wear it, as nature intended, and slide around the edge of the board with it every turn.
Go to jail
I still get the $200 tho right?
But then where would I put the top hat?
On top of the head, of course.
Go to Jail … or your top hat wearing cock cage will get pressed with the iron
Asserting dominance by…
… being subservient??
These tactics must be studied, we are not prepared.
Speak for yourself, I’ve had no issue the past few months. Like @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz said, just wear it right
what version of Monopoly do you play?
Special version that only comes out in October
plz put a nsfw…,
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together to Monopoly pieces. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Racecar
TFW you’re just within the bounds of the law as you’re just visiting jail.
Community chest is a lot more fun in this version too.
The ship obviously.
bark
Dog or ship.
Two thimbles?
Damn, I wanted to link to a Chastopoly (for those who want to extend their mandatory October timeout), but I just learned it got discontinued a couple months ago.
Poor lil fella
