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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

Scrum Master Five Minutes Before Standup

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Scrum Master Five Minutes Before Standup

sh.itjust.works

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago
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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Multiply this by everyone in the engineering department and you have SAFe on planning day.

  • affenlehrer@feddit.org
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    I don’t quite understand

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      3 months ago

      It’s a scene from the film How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying where the main character tries to make it look like he’s been working all night, right before the CEO walks through the door.

      • Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club
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        3 months ago

        What is he pouring out of that bag?

        • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          3 months ago

          Cigarettes

          • RogueBanana@piefed.zip
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            I haven’t seen the show but does he usually carry an emergency bag of cigarette buds?

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