i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians’ pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.
so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.
What’s this flattened piece of metal doing on the table? Wait a minute… Are you Superman in disguise and the bullets fired from a silenced gun bounced off your invulnerable chest and landed on the table? …What am I saying? If that were true, Superman obviously would have eaten them to hide the evidence.
dude is going to have the heaviest shits later.
that toilet is gonna look like this when he’s done spraying lead out his well toned kryptonian ass.
i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians’ pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.
so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.
imagining all the criminals in the phantom zone getting shredded by a lifetime of super poop is hilarious.
Viva la dirt league needs to be sent this idea. Poste haste!
Good thing he’s wearing one of his Kryptonian shirts today.
Nope, all patrons were given mandarin robes to wear, the bulletproof kind, just in case
What’s this flattened piece of metal doing on the table? Wait a minute… Are you Superman in disguise and the bullets fired from a silenced gun bounced off your invulnerable chest and landed on the table? …What am I saying? If that were true, Superman obviously would have eaten them to hide the evidence.
Superman wouldn’t even be able to see through those Coke bottle glasses Clark’s always wearing, duh.
I would have called the waiter and blamed it on the kitchen. No suspicion and a free meal most likely.
It is my belief that the real Clark would never complain about food he was served.