It all makes sense now… You leave snacks out so when the Santa-maggots hatch in the darkness of their chimneys, they can crawl out and be fed. Also why lil kids must never wait and watch, lest the kids themselves be eaten.
I’d watch this movie
🙏 i need a shitty horror movie with this concept for christmas
I also want this, but with a budget inexplicably rivaling Avatar.
But with the writing, directing, and editing of a shitty horror movie. Just s-tier VFX carrying the world’s most hopeless movie.
I also want coca cola to sponsor the film without realising what it is until its too late
You already have Diehard and Gremlins, be satisfied ;)
But this could be Die Hard and Gremlins during xmas!
Sigh :)
Lol that’s probably the best response to my nonsense
🎶 All I want for Christmas is pixels
Okay so what do we make of the sledge and reindeer? Are they also the spawn of Santa, in a different category like ants have soldiers and workers?
I believe some ants grow wings so maybe Santa grows a sleigh with reindeer :)
Symbiotic relationship with reindeer. They get the power of flight and Santa gets transport
needs more jpeg
The santa is a hag ?
I think, my brain broke from reading “fun science fact” followed up by “the North Pole elves”…









