don’t worry guys, I just came back from the past, I killed baby Hess Von Macher. the whole German fascism that invaded Poland and killed a hundred thousand people in concentration camps has never happened. y’all welcome.
You’re not going to believe this, but…
why time travel when there are brutal dictators today? You can always buy a plane ticket.
Because with time travel you can travel to a time before they are important and under highest security, say when they are 20-years-old and just walking down the street.
Then you just killed a guy
Yeah but not one who matters so its not illegal
Christ, imagine this being the good timeline.
Yeah but now these two are hounding you

They’re always on time.

Better than these ones
They do have a bad track record

I VILL FUCK WIV TIME!
I fondly remember watching that movie on TV with my grandparents at their place one summer.
I mean, it was terrifying and might have given me some nightmares since I was pretty young but still, fond memories nonetheless. The movie is just very unsettling, like the horror lies in how alien the whole experience is for the protagonists and it does a great job of encapsulating the weirdness they’re going through.
Been many years since I watched it though so it might be actual trash for all I know.
i feel like i would’ve either died via VITAS or lived a long life as an ork or troll after being goblinised in 2021
i would prevent 10/12
I prevented 8/1. You’re welcome.
I prevented 4/20
I was universally disliked
Went back and restored it
Ah, the old Hitler baby murder fiasco
If I had time travel I would prevent the big bang - or, at least, prevent the universe settling down and becoming friendly to life.
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