The eldest son of former President Donald Trump has said he did not work on the financial statements at the centre of a civil fraud trial that threatens the family’s property empire.
Judge: Do you recognize the defendant, sitting at the table right there?
Jr: I’ve never met this man in my life.
Closer to the truth than he’d want us to think.
Like ‘Mr Trump Jr.’ doesn’t spend most days hoping he’ll make his father not regret naming him junior, kinda like Mr Trump senior’s father relation if I’ve understood things, though in senior’s case I think it’s just getting the name Trump. They’re worse than the Bluths and not nearly as funny to watch. Not to mention much less Ron Howard voiceovers which doesn’t help their amusement.
Just wanted to add, for those that don’t know (probably not needed but still) Arrested Development was a comedy about a rich family of real estate types that had their comeuppance, well I’m foggy on the outcome but they had law troubles due to some light treason, and other shady issues. If you’ve read this far just watch it on Netflix it’s one of the most clever comedies you’ll come across, if you enjoy British humour from an American angle.
Jared Kushner is a never-nude confirmed
Rudy Giuliani holding a press conference on a parking lot right next to a porn shop because someone didn’t check which 4 Seasons it was is definitely Arrested Development level of funny :D
Change “testifies” to “lies” and I’ll believe it.
Can’t both be true?
We could call it testilying
Turn Jr’s cabin into the North American Palestinian Welcome Center and Refuge Integration Center.
