• EvilBit@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.

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      That’s a particular kind of wrap. Or at least particularly prepared.

      If you get a burrito in that wrap you know you’re in for a good time followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself. Then wanting another.

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    I know this is a shitpost, but here’s the explanation: you can’t force people to like you.

    You may get off on power trips going to businesses where people aren’t allowed to deny you service or return bad attitude in kind, but everywhere else you’re a $1000/hour with a forty hour minimum payment in advance work starts after the check clears kind of guy.

  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “Visibly liberal”, AKA: younger, healthier weight, healthier skin, doesn’t look like a leather bag that was forgotten in the sun?

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      I think if you don’t immediately start shooting into the air when you walk in that’s a big giveaway

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    2 months ago

    As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.

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      Dude, I love “good ole boy” camo. When I’m working I drive a big F350 filled with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, wear boots and work pants, and generally blend into the blue collar landscape of semi rural Maine. And it’s so fun to watch somebody’s face change when they realize I don’t hate trans people or Mexicans or libruls, and even better when it dawns on them that I in fact, think they’re the disgusting ones.

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        If I play my cards right, I can get the big burrito AND get let off with a warning. I just can’t wear cute shorts while committing acts of mischief, and washing up before hitting the taco shack may be advised.

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    2 months ago

    Went to Chipotle with my wife a few years back (I dont really care for it, pretty bland) and this is the same sort of disparity between mine (left) and hers (right). Also I’m considerably more left than she is, for what that is worth.

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      Thank you!

      I have friends that absolutely love Chipotle. I can’t understand it. It’s so over rated and just… bland, like you said. I’m glad I’m not the only one.

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    Damn I want a burrito now

    Edit: unexpectedly delightful news. Costco now has low-carb burritos (regular burritos mess up my diabeetus) that are actually pretty decent. Mission accomplished.