Luxury cat bed: “This heap of garbage is fit for no one.”
Crumpled up sweater: “Finally a throne fit for my kingdom.”
FYI, gargoyles are water features specifically. They’re essentially decoration for spouts of rain gutters.
Since your cat, hopefully, doesn’t spew water that makes her a grotesque.I see someone hasn’t found a mushy surprise in their shoe in a while!
Geez, I’ve been calling my cat a gargoyle all this time when she’s actually a grotesque? No wonder she looks at me like I’m an idiot
I had some luck putting the fancy cat bed where she was already sitting - on top of a filing cabinet. She loved it until one day she did a big jump and sledded down the back of the cabinet.
I put shelf paper underneath to prevent sliding and she eventually forgave the bed. So my suggestion is to put it where they already nap. But watch out!
“Loud Purrs Recording Studio” is so accurate with my cat. This is the only cat I’ve ever had where we’ve had to lock him out of our room at night. Otherwise he starts purring like crazy at like 3 in the morning.
