Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we’re not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.
Wait … what?
I’ve just been using a box this whole time!
Reddit is leaking
Mom found the cum drawer
Images, that you can smell
*taste
🤢
I’m a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.
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Wait where’s the bag?
Yeah where’s the bag?
As an American, I too need to know where the bag went
As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.
That’s udder nonsense!
And infuriate Canadians.
Yeah I hate this guy
Is that Steve? Fuck that guy!
Hm. Steve.
Yeah he’s a dick!
OP loves you.
Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.
I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?
I regret that there ever was a 6th day.
Homestuck detected.
Thats a lotta cum buddy
You could fit so many ponies in that bad boy
Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?
Improves the flavor
Of the piss, or the milk?
Yeah
We should hang out
calciYUM!
From the milk or the kidney stones?
What do I do if I fill the jug but I still have piss? Do I ask the nurse for another?
You chug.
Not American, what is this?
I think in America, they sell milk in soft plastic bags to be cut open, so you have to put them in these jugs for stability and handling.
That’s Canada
Probably meant the continent, not USA.
There’s no continent called “America”
Some count North and South America as one continent, hence, America
Ok I am counting Africa and Europe as one now except Greenland, that is its own thing.
You don’t need my permission for that
Hence, euroafrica.
It’s pronounced 'Murica🦅🦅🦅🎆🎆🎆
Bagged milk is not exclusive to, nor ubiquitous in, the continents either.
Also Argentina, most of America does this I believe.
I’ve only ever seen this in South America, yeah.
Common in small, neighborhood markets in Brazil, but most milk is sold in the paper/aluminum tetra paks due to longer shelf life
That’s America too.
I’ve literally never seen that happen in America and I’ve lived in 5 states, both rural and urban, and have visited over 30.
They meant Canada is American
Ah, that’s a good joke then
I saw it in Louisiana. For a few months, my high-school cafeteria was giving us milk in a bag. Like individual-size bags that you poked a straw into. I was very confused the first time I saw it
That’s wild. I’d love to try milk in a bag.
They had them in my elementary school back in the 90s. Haven’t seen one since then. They were pretty cool though. I’m sure some people would buy it if they brought it back for nostalgia.
I had it once while abroad. It tastes like milk.
They do that in Canada. The US sells milk in plastic jugs or cardboard cartons.
We do actually have the bag and jug too! I love getting my milk at Kwik Trip because that’s how they sell it. And it just tastes better. If it weren’t so damn expensive, I’d force my household to convert to it.
What state sells bagged milk? Don’t think I’ve ever run across it in the US.
You can get it in Wisconsin, but it’s not super common. We mostly use the plastic jugs or glass bottles.
Bagged milk is used in food service a LOT.
Irishtemper got it right! Wisconsin, we have it here at the Kwik trips. Might be in other places too, but that’s where I go to get it.
Bag is actually used a ton in food service in the US too.
They definitely don’t do this in america, tf
Yeah I’ve only ever gotten the plastic gallons and cartons of milk.
I was half thinking this was a plastic meme since everything is plastic here.
They do in Wisconsin
Ummm. What?
I used to work in a kitchen of a well-known chain pub in the UK and our mill came in in bags. Saved on alot of waste as we only needed one plastic jug and the bags used significantly less plastic than bottles of milk.
We had that in Europe too, but I don’t see these anymore.
In my experience, it depends on the country and it’s only in some stores - I vaguelly remember getting milk like that at some point, which I think it was in The Netherlands.
Mind you, it’s more climate friendly than plastic bottles and likely glass (even with recycling).
Quebec and Ontario have it, having been to both of those provinces
that sounds so fucking stupid
I’ve never once seen milk sold in a bag
wtf does it just come in a carton like oat milk or something?
It comes in plastic jugs.
This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn’t actually confuse anyone.
Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it’s just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one’s actually weirded out by it because of that.
Not just Canadians, lots of South American countries do the same.
That’s not how you serve milk from a bag. The bag itself goes in the pitcher, and then you cut a corner and pour straight out of the bag.
Why though? Why not just pour it in?
Because you can close the bag or tie it or something so it doesn’t go bad as fast.
I could just put a cap on the pitcher?
Less cleaning
No way you don’t have to clean the pitcher. Even the smallest amount of milk between the bag and wall is going to smell.
I was confused because i kept seeing bagged milked in the comments but in hungary we have it but the bag is cunstructed in a way that you can use it to pour.
This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.
Cum bidet
I hope you don’t throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.
Everyone’s confused buddy.
For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s
It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it
You are over the age of 40.
Is it because it doesn’t have high fructose corn syrup in it?
No, it is because it is not a gun.
Did you get that from your milk faucet?
