I don’t hate all printers, but I viscerally hate HP printers. They have all of the anticonsumer bullshit. I won’t even buy other HP products (laptops) because I had such a bad experience with their shitty printers.

Brother’s laserjets are great, I use one at home now. My most reliable printer was actually an old Samsung monocolor laser printer, lasted 10 years before kicking the bucket.