• hihi24522@lemm.ee
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    5 hours ago

    “Some lady came at me saying I stole her purse. I threw the professor at her but she kept coming, so then I had to hit her with this purse I found!”

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I once found an angry old guy yelling at me and claimed that I stole his gun and ammunition.

    So I gave them back some of the ammo I happend to found in an abandoned house nearby, and he stopped yelling at me.