That does sound ridiculous, but it’s your comment not mine.

Would you like to make a wager?

Normally I would say this damage was inappropriate. But, considering humanity is going to be eradicated in the next hundred years, give or take, I think maybe we should be doing more to slow that down.

It’s hardly theft to add new features to your product.

Worldwide, bareback content is the most popular genre of gay porn watched in the United States.

Maybe that’s why I can’t get anyone to wear a condom.

Hexbears are salivating.

I think everyone should have to verify they are 18 to go to church.

There really should be a cap of like $500