I’m not scraping the scum out of their mouth with my tongue.

I worked my dick off.

Looks like a hard duke rolled in sand.

I don’t know what I am but I don’t feel shit for no fucking robot. That arm that squeegees hydraulic fluid back into itself, fuck em.

Absolute horror.

Eugene Debs Two, Electric Boogaloo?

It’s mostly performative.

It’s not a vanilla ice cream cone though. It’s vanilla with chocolate coating. It’s not random, they put it right on front street.