Main character syndrome right here.

Bullet proof backpacks and thoughts/prayers

This is actually a blatant lie. They are designating them as terrorists to completely be able to skip prosecution. Avoid any and all due prices altogether.

High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?

The basilisk has detected an anomaly.

Takes a solid 5 minutes to get the grime off. I have psoriasis so i gotta be attentive. Then another 5-10 minutes of carefully emptying my brain of any thoughts (rotate every 180 seconds) and then the last 10 to just enjoy every cell accepting warmth.