Next up, we asked a shoe to write a haiku but it was beaten by a 30 year old HaikuMaker™®©.

This is like a food truck with extra steps.

Bet that one was started by all those dastardly programmers that wear knee high socks!

Even if the claim ends up being true, you can literally just read the messages that were sent and realize see that the summary was wrong.

Per this article, artificial sweeteners can create an insulin response in the body and can ultimately lead to some degree of insulin resistance. Though, they do state that more studies need to be performed.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7014832/

Remember when they named their voice assistant after a video game character?

'96 is often cited as the cutoff year for millennial, so they’d be mixed 29/30.

Sms/iMessage typically. I started using WhatsApp because my wife’s from south America, where they commonly use it.

Friend, I think you need to reconsider your world perspective a bit. Not everyone is out to get you all the time.

Don’t forget the, “I’m a very wealthy man”, televangelist who owns at least 3 personal jets.

It wouldn’t be lemmy if we weren’t always in a moral size measuring contest.

Local lemmy user offended on behalf of your sister for a joke told 10 years ago.

More at 11.