The worst ones are… radioactive, or asbestiform. So…

Kyanite is harmless but nasty.

We once found a group of bio students on a field trip.

We pranked up their van and took incriminating pictures.

I notice how geologists are not even in the conversation.

It’s because we are all outside playing in the dirt.

Am science, can confirm

Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.

These are so unbelievably accurate.

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I started college at 16, and completed my first degree at 39. Don’t feel bad, the timeline works differently for different people.

Let’s start calling them what they are: The gICEstapo.

Me: fight you for the chunks!

Turtle: hold my beer.

I give up trying to write satire. You just can’t beat the real thing.

But…French-style, right?

If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.

Fade to black. Cough

This was my first thought. My opposite will be gullible and am easy mark.

Midichlorians are stored in the Semen Satchel

The obvious result would be an SD card chock full of scrotum pics. So. Many. Scrots.

I cooked a roasted beet stew…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Kbin Nobody calls on US to delete entire musks.

I’m lurking more, interacting less. But, seems to be a lot less recycled snark and bot activity here. But after reading some other comments, maybe my experience here is still a bit limited.

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?