Agent of chaos.
Smash everything and flip the place like the feds.


Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?
Slay the Spire

Don’t forget your tactical Christmas stocking this holiday season! 💪


Oh, probably this song or one like it:

Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.


I’m too lazy to get my glasses, I guess I’ll just RAWDOG this post.
Ok, but what valuables do I find to steal?