Also the tool available.

Your business likely pays for Outlook… which means you get Excel for free and it’s probably installed by default.

Otherwise, you’ll have to spend time convincing your manager and IT to approve some new installs

Female candy must wear 8 inch heels, keep up mate

Really just spoke to the whole “weird” label for conservatives.

Why are you so focused on the sexuality of food? Why are you so focused on people’s bathroom habits? Fucking weirdos.

Oh that reminds me of how upset they were with the green M&M not being fuckable

I mean, even the first movie reads that way.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Meanwhile, the only reason the entire movie happened is because you idiots opened a money generating theme park.

Crazy that not only does he not know how programming works, the owner of Twitter doesn’t even know how Twitter works.

Hello, fellow programmers, how goes the agile today? Amiright?

Once had a QC method that did this where you had to weigh into a VF, and then weigh the 100g of water… because the difference between 100mL and 100g is apparently a big deal.

Orville Wright (of the Wright brothers) also only died 21 year prior and was able to fly on a jet before his death.

When your concentration changes from v/v to w/v

“Huh, I wonder why the refrigerator is beeping. Someone else must have opened the door before I started my refrigerator Netflix binge”

You thought the eppendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases…

“What could go wrong with letting Microsoft buy up all the studios?”

There’s the Cpython Internals book, as well as Brett Cannon’s Syntatic Sugar which I think might help with some of your questions (though admittedly, I’m just interested in data sciencey stuff)

Well Microsoft owns Blizzard, so I guess they don’t really need to compete

I mean, WoW still chugging along - it makes so much money from cosmetics they could probably ditch the subscription fee…

Gotta use a finer pipette or burette!

(Though ruining a titration also feels bad…)

My hypothesis is that stomatocardia is actually an offshoot species of toxodenta (though we’d have to do some molecular plastiology research to determine its not the opposite way)

I thought science memes were funny, not soul crushing 🤕