Wow four nines!

I watched a guy chug a bottle of orange Listerine, ramble incoherently for ten minutes, then proceed to have uncontrollable diarrhea all over the seat before getting off the train.

You just call GPT and ask if it’s true. Get with the times!

Full bridge rectifiers, not even once.

You don’t peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON

It would have worked if they routed an inverse tachyon beam through the transport buffer.

The solution is to de-commoditize the housing market. Block all foreign and corporate ownership of single family homes. Throw out all the speculators.

Really? I had it on mine right after Israel and the US attacked Iran earlier this year.

This describes pretty much every large company.

It’s not just the chips that keeps NVIDIA ahead, it’s the 20ish years of optimizing their software across every industry.

Most people never see a single thing any politician ever says that isn’t a sound byte on their favorite news source. I bet if you asked a large group of people if they have ever watched an political speech in its entirety that 98% would say no.

If you’ve eaten figs you’ve probably eaten thousands of fig wasps and larvae

They need to increase spending and print money to spur investment and reduce the value of the debt relative to the economy. Lowering benefits and increasing government income reduces investment and stalls enconomies.

*Raped

They’re writing to the attention span of the average internet user

They must have mistaken it for an orphanage

I feel the same about 2007, and 2000.

Worf’s pull out game is the true dishonor of the House of Mogh

I think this is due to the exact opposite happening for a lot of Millenials. University was touted as the only option, and a lot of people went and got degrees in things that didn’t make them employable. At the same time the trades were downplayed. This has bred a lot of resentment of any university degree, as a lot of people see theirs as a failure that may have crippled their finances/lives.

“My idiot son left the sofa making machine on and now we have to blow them out!”