I mean, if bro returned my cushion all fresh and clean and apologized for shitting on it I’d be like damn this motherfucker is responsible

I would have stole the cushion tbh

Nerds

Seriously, nobody told me I could make bank on misrepresented pig brains.

Money

I hate to say it but american politics might be the most important thing right now.

Sorry

I hope they dont choke on maga’s dick

Mike Pillow strikes again.

sprachübergreifendes Wortspiel

I can haz?

Its a data point

Searching your plate adds it to the list. I bet.

250ft omg wtf.

Well, at least it will make a dramatic setting for when he is hanged for treason.

Whats reddit?

We should be able to convict and execute more than a few others for treason.

Intrusive thoughts. Cop cars are usually open and running…

Especially with a black powder derringer.

A colt .45 to the coconut is much faster.

A long lived slug lookin thing that lives inside a humanoid host body and kinda merges their personality and memories. Ezri is like the 8th host to Dax.

Vandalism as a public service