Im 100% sure it makes a difference.

Both of my kids were communicating with body language by like 3 weeks. For example I could say “do you want a bottle?” And they would get all excited, or not, if they werent hungry. And I noticed with both kids the first thing they figured out was how to return a smile. Strangers get a kick out of it when an infant looks them in the eye and smiles.

Part of this is that you have to pay attention to them and respond. The feedback is what helps them learn fast, which they cant get from TV.

(I dint have anything anything against TV, just saying its not a substitute for human interaction)

They are 4 and 7 now and both have always had a surprisingly large vocabulary and speak clearly for their age.

Needs another panel with a Nazi SS

Reporting on this can possibly save the next kid.

Not true at all.

Thats nice

Refined iron is a helluva drug

Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

It would relieve the strain if you systematically killed them. A final solution, if you will.

I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.

I’m 40.

Paint.

Any good tradesman can teach the job to a competent assistant. But, if you end up working with a shitty guy, not going to learn much.

Its funny how fast something becomes “traditional”

The generation that set this system up is still alive…

Sex Party actually has a nice ring

Fish fuck in it.

Been saying this for a year now

55k dollars in the US gets you a crappy apartment and a 7 year car loan.

Nobody makes this comparison anymore, out of respect for former president Camacho.

Whats it called?

NO

Whites only.