THCDenton

I always feel like a douche when I do this, but sometimes I’m in a bind. Soz bro.

Anti American slurs always amuses me. Like theres some dude out in bumfuckegypt that can’t stand the fact that I exist lol. All I’ve literally done is eat burgers and crank my hog for the last 30 years 🙆‍♂️

Idky but data being there makes this so much better

Not from a coomer

Ahhhhhhh muh shoulda

Rent free :D

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

Jerkoff without porn

“You look like a lifeguard” made my friend spit his drink out with that one

All periods. Don’t use “!”.

I eat a shit ton of candy.

The boogeyman of american retail

I leik whoppers

Ms. Picard looks like Mary Steenburgen 😍

Pretty sure reading up on how to grow shrooms contributed to be getting fired