It’s probably a Samsung Frame TV, it doubles as a digital picture frame

“Somawhere”

Like Summerwear

He’s trying to gaslight an entire county

I fennely get it

I hope this joke is addressed to me

420/69

The help get murdered when it’s convenient for the guests

Who makes a pornhub account?

Introverts procrastinating making a phonecall*

I thought the doctor was crazy for prescribing me LSD for my constipation…

But when I saw the dinosaur, I shit my pants

All bananas are guitars, but not all guitars are bananas

But they don’t breathe under the plastic, accelerating the ripening

Acupuncture one more time!

Pour me some wiiiiiine!

When I misplace my phone I lose my mind

Yoga, my friend

Where do you work?

“Science Co., Ltd.”

If you don’t have a job, you don’t need to lie…

Keep up the good work!

Can you describe the progress?

Great plot idea, but it felt repetitive after a while

Who’s your father?

I’m your father!

Psych! I’m not your father!

No, seriously, I’m your father

Or am I???