“Queer up” is what I say to initiate my magical girl transformation sequence.

I feel that is implicit on maximising pleasure. To have little treats often, while also keeping yourself alive so you can have more little treats.

If I died tomorrow from an OD I would not have maximised pleasure in my life. Because I would have ended it early.

But if I lived constantly denying myself every single pleasure and creature comfort because ‘I need to earn it’, I would also not be maximising pleasure in my life.

Chickenless bone wings

The purpose of life is to maximise pleasure and anyone yapping against that is either trying to control you or still hasn’t deprogrammed from puritan cultural influence.

And then they had lots and lots of lesbian sex (?)

afaik (and I might be super wrong) you can have up to 100 machines IN the network, but only 3 connected at any given time in the free plan.

But yes, it’s sick and amazing either way.

Plex & sex

Emby & embrace

Jellyfin & sin

Just use a tunneling service like tailscale. Easy as fug to set up, and only people who know your credentials can poke about in your server.

If you remember to disconnect machines other than the server from the VPN when not using them and don’t share out the server too much, you don’t even have to spend money.

It’s not

But when you have an anxiety disorder paired with a lifetime of observed terribleness from the world, it can feel like it is.

So you’ll excuse me if I’m holding the celebration in fear of the other shoe that might not even drop.

Dead Charlie Kirk

Bolsonaro off to the slammer

Things have been going pretty well. Can’t wait for it all to go to hell again

“Thingie”

Or in my language – “Negocinho”.

A Negocinho and a Cabo (“a thingie and a cable”) make a phone charger (“carregador de celular”)

I’m going to work

But you can help yourself to my gaming PC.

“This is human nature”

look inside

Early 20th century Anglo customs

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Cats will kill and eat anything that doesn’t kill and eat them first. Which is why environmentally conscious cat owners keep them indoors where their damage to other specieses is reduced.

Though some frogs are poisonous and might be bad for them.

I do

Largely because the CIA still exists and who knows if they won’t miss the good ol operation condor days.

Cyanide and a belief in reincarnation.

Because often the reason your turds are Like That is genetics and the only solution would be to become a different person.

Exactly at 0

Stepping back and looking at technology as inventions and the stuff they do and the ingenuity that goes into them, tech is dope. And even useless tech is fun as a toy.

But for Capitalism Reasons, whenever some new technology gets announced my first thought, by necessity, is “okay cool. How are they gonna use this to fuck us over and/or to kill people here in the global south”

Because the answer is not, has never been, and never will be “they won’t”. There is ALWAYS a knife under the pillow with capitalism.

Hentai, antidepressants, and lo-fi beats.

“Your willy is rubbish” sounds like an insult Caddicarus would use