Your grammatical arrangement makes it a question. The period is a grammatical error. Spoken tone doesn’t change it. We knew the intent, but if you’re going to be pedantic, I’m going to be pedantic right back at you

That’s what actually brought me to the comments. The fuck? OK, so now NYC pop is about 10mil, non-NYC NY is about 10 mil, and non-NYC NYC metro is about 10 mil. How do you get even 30 mil to represent 30% of 350mil? Confuse it with the Iranian population of 92mil? And 30% is the average of the responses!

Do you read any social media with Gen z? Shorthand is alive and well, it just changed how it’s shortened.

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bro rq wyd tn finna slide by in min fr fr ong v gd story

Brother real quick what’re you doing tonight, fixing to slide by in a minute for real, for real, on god very good story

I was already keeping them on because ei paid $100 and stated my name to tsa once to get the mickey mouse fast pass*

*except every time I fly through Texas where, just like the McDonald’s ice cream machine, multipass is closed today

Three buttplug-shaped men walk into a room stroking each other

Is he gonna smoke the kids in his Hokas or is he gonna smoke with the other kids behind the bleachers with his hookah?

Remember when Harley Davidson had one foot in the gravidson and got daddy Reagan to put a tariff on imported motorcycles over 750cc? And everyone just built better 650s? I guess this is to one-up that.

It’s fucking asinine that tariffs still “play well in politics”. We’re footing the fucking bill to no benefit in domestic production.

That’s if it’s specifying aquatic vs other elemental gulls. Perhaps it’s specifying what type of body of water it’s from instead. That’d imply oceangulls, rivergulls, bagels, pondgulls, lakegulls, etc

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“Cuomo is a good strong family, true New Yorkers. They have a bridge, don’t they?”

They can tappan zees nuts.

Looks like the lower income is the Bronx and a bit of Brooklyn. Higher income is Manhattan and the Brooklyn/queens riverfront. The middle income map is more like what I’d expect to see overall based on the neighborhoods. More Cuomo for Staten Island/False New Jersey as well as east Brooklyn/Queens/Don’t call it Long Island (even though they act like Nassau county is out in the country). There’s a bunch of conservative, racist pricks that insist on NYC being the greatest (so they’re definitely part of it) but off in homeowning urban areas pissed that they’re making suburb money but paying urban prices. All while refusing to enjoy the fun parts of the city because they don’t like the people there.

I hate being at my inlaws’ for an extended period of time (hours). My spouse hates being at my parents’ in the same time period. You can both have totally normal, comfortable nights at your own parents’ place but find the experience entirely foreign and unsettling at the others’. The type of soap, the number of towels, the default amount of noise, the temperature, the forced formal interactions, the TV shows, the time of dinner, the existence of any activity other than your usual quiet night in, everything. Not wanting to be a disturbance in someone else’s place. Being under a foreign set of rules. Just everything.

Do you feel normal sleeping over an aunt/uncle’s place? A friend’s parents’ place? A hotel? A hostel?

I lived WITH my inlaws for a year. Still can’t stand it. Grateful for the financial relief at the time, but still uncomfortable enough to keep me driven to in debt myself with my own place ASAP.

You think you’re doing the right thing
You think you’re doing the right thing
You think you’re doing the right thing
You think you’re doing the right thing
You think you’re doing the right thing
You think you’re doing the right thing
But they just won’t listen.

How can you blame someone for doing what should be universally understood as a positive and still having nonstop trolling? Quitting YouTube wasn’t going to stop the harassment. Quitting YouTube wasn’t going to make her unsee the harassment. Quitting YouTube wasn’t going to promote advocacy for the animals. But you think it’s her fault for putting herself in a place that is both a primary media location and collection point for a bunch of toxic people?

Are they taking turns? In 6 hours, Israel will stop for 12 hours, and then Iran will stop for 12 hours? And everyone is allowed to just continue their in-progress missions?

Dudes fighting hard to slap his nicknames on shit. Fuckin little 4th grader acting like he’s in charge of the playground. Go back to striving for control of failed businesses.

<shoots iran>

<Iran shoots back>

STOP STOP MY MOM SAID I CAN’T GET WET!!
-that one fuck face neighbor of yours every time the water guns come out.

Sounds reasonable to mix up dirt roads at a campsite. Idk why the other commenter had to be so uptight. I get the mixup in the lot if it’s all paved and smooth, especially if say you make a left into the lot and the rail has a pedestrian crossing first. Shouldn’t happen, but there’s significant overlap in appearance of the ground. The average driver is amazingly inept, inattentive, and remorseless.

I’d be amused if your lot is the one I know of where the train pulls out of the station, makes a stop for the crosswalk, then proceeds to just one other station.

But the part of rail that’s not paved between? That should always be identifiable as a train track. I can’t understand when people just send it down the tracks. And yet, it still happens. Even at the station mentioned above where they pulled onto the 100mph section. Unreal.

yOu DiDnT sUrPrIsE mE bEcAuSe YoU tOlD mE fIrSt

He’s admitting American systems wouldn’t have been able to detect and intercept the missiles had Iran not tweeted about it? Fucking 4th grade level elitism here

I got a dollar that says he’s signing off more formally to cement privatized social media as official communication channels. Remember when he got hammered for blurring the lines between POTUS and Dunald J Duck accounts?

Thanks. I could have clarified better myself. I meant “didn’t turn from a rail-parallel road onto a crossing to be met by a train it couldn’t reasonably detect due to bad road design”

The 4th carcinization event