Nah, they’re better off two’d.

Start hitting yourself, start hitting yourself!

(The weapon, obviously. Not you, OP.)

ChatGPT made the promise, let ChatGPT keep it.

Similar with “How long will this take?”

Well, if I were able to put everything aside and ignore all requests while working on that, it would probably take two weeks. Given the rate at which other emergencies spring up and take precedence, I’m assuming I’d probably actually get it done in 3-4 months.

“I’m going to tell them to expect it in two weeks.”

I wouldn’t do that.

“Already did.”

At first, I thought to maybe correct you by suggestinh that you meant to state that you’re insulated, but insulted works too.

Carry on.

This is my ultimate ear worm killer

It’s just a more powerful ear worm that I always enjoy hearing, even if it’s only in my head.

Okay. I’m sorry.

I’m going to be that guy.

*dinner

This is almost too wholesome.

Wait until you go to a concert and start wondering why all the old people are out past their bed times with you.

As an elder millennial, I don’t use “lol,” but you’ll have to take : ) from my cold, dead hands.

: )

Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.

We’re entertainment dragons.

We sleep upon the amassed collection of potential future fun in every unplayed game.

Once you try the game, you may realize that you don’t even like it.

Rookie move.

This appears to be written in English, but I can’t make sense of it.

We must feed the backlog, always.

Number go up.