• washing machine and dishwasher
• robot vacuum (it’s not perfect but it greatly increases the amount of time in between necessary manual vacuuming)

Jack Harkness

as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass

also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn’t handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts

*I’m a millennial stealing gen x valor here lol

Never actually seen any besides the cream cheese at Trader Joe’s. Going to keep an eye out now

Certain cheese (mainly hard cheese) is theoretically zero lactose due to fermentation using it up, but I find that even most hard cheeses give me a reaction.

I have a history of psychosomatic reactions to food, though. For example I couldn’t eat beef, chicken, or pork for years after several food poisoning incidents in quick succession. Even though I knew the reaction was all in my head, the physical effects still happened. Super frustrating.

However I have had 2 incidents where I had GI symptoms occur after eating something containing dairy where I didn’t know until I looked at the ingredients list, so I know it’s not 100% in my head.

To my fellow LI sufferers I encourage you to experiment with hard cheeses, as there’s plenty of people who have documented their success with those! :)

(Just do it on a day where you have a bathroom always available, lol.)

urethereum

this is why at the end of the day I hope we invent Star Trek replicators

and allergy cures

😬 now that’s a rough time. Perfect Day does disclaim milk allergenic on their website but I have no idea if they require their clients to include that on their consumer product packaging.

Surprising (and frustrating) that they didn’t use a properly deodorized grade of oil. Do you mind sharing which products you tried? I’m curious

The foodtech will use yeast as hosts to initially produce casein and whey protein, two of the main proteins found in milk.

Bioreacted casein would be a HUGE leap for cow-free dairy. I remember when Perfect Day started up they were having too much trouble producing casein, so their products couldn’t be used to make stringy or melty cheese.

As a former cheese addict who developed severe lactose intolerance, I’ll just be waiting here for the synthetic cheese. (Please. I miss pain-free cheese so much 😭)

when one dad gives a joke answer to “what are these called?” so hard that a regional dialect change happens

if I ever have to pack boxes like this I’m going to throw up

Four of you!? That’s practically an army!!

Be nice to the computer scientist! They wrote the program y’all space nerds can use to calculate orbital paths around your mom.

(how’s that lol)

I’m a hardcore leftist, a communist even, but I gotta say enough is enough!

I will NOT be forced to use single tail whips! I’m a die hard fan of the much more versatile flogger, and THAT’S the tool I will choose for keeping my reactionary right wing quarry slaves in line, damn it!!

y’all are my favorite. rocks are cool.

i mean we used to have mouth pipetting and DuPont chemists smoking in the lab and noticing the taste of their experiments on the cigs lol

you absolutely made the right choice. i regret not switching to CS

biochemist. i think I’m the worst lol

[WALL OF TEXT RESPONSE]

“hey man no need to be defensive i was just asking if there was a reason you moved the thing or it just got misplaced…”

me, realizing I automatically go into defensive don’t-get-in-trouble mode every time someone asks a neutral question:

:(