I can’t get over that “W” being an upside down “M”

Mouth for attention, gills for results

Hostile takeover is what that looks like

Next step would be identifying spiders by touch

I watched this for the first time a few years ago, and I was so upset the dentist part of the plot went nowhere, when it should obviously have been that the monster was not really mean, he just had a bad tooth?

And then the elf would had saved the village and proven that his dentist aspirations were legit and the monster would be a new friend now? Cue happy Christmas story credits.

But instead they neutralize the monster and the elf goes “Check this out, hold my beer” and manages to rip out all of the monster’s teeth – a completely unnecessary move – before throwing him over the edge??

(My recollection may not be completely accurate, it’s been a few years and I’m not watching it again to check)

Good thing they gave the easy method below of multiplying by 907.2

Ugh yeah you’re right, I’m an idiot. Maybe I should become CEO of something

I cannot get enough of this statue, it is perfect in every way

I am so conditioned to Heathcliff without Heathcliff that I was genuinely confused to see him there.

Open the car doors, HAL.

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This is gold.

We were a small team canvassing for a nonprofit. So we would go out to markets and busy areas and talk to people all day trying to get donations.

Well one time we were out during election times and this guy from our team spent the majority of the day campaigning for a local candidate. That was his last day on the team.

You gotta make sure to leave room for the crucial bean antenna

their insides look like a mix of their outsides and their personality

This wins 🏅

I love this so much

I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven’t seen it. It’s a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.