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  • meekah@discuss.tchncs.detoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldstony tony
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    7 days ago

    Life isn’t fair. Get used to it.

    Instead of making everyone equally miserable, here’s another suggestion: The father can now use his increased capacity to take away as much of the mother’s stress as he can. Seems like a much more reasonable solution to me than unnecessarily increasing stress levels of the father.











  • Yeah, been there. The codebase I worked on also had a single method with 10k lines.

    The database IDs were strings including the hostname of the machine that wrote to the DB. Since it was a centralized server, all IDs had the same hostname. The ID also included date and time accurate to the millisecond, and the table name itself.

    Me: Mom, can we have UUIDs? Mom: We have UUIDs at home UUIDs at home: that shit