Probably instinct from having to survive elementary school.

Anyone seen it lately? I can’t decide if I’d think it’s funny or just get depressed.

Muzak :)

I think it’s just the most simplified you can get talking about cellular biology, specifically when teaching organelles. So most primary science textbooks use that terminology and it’s more memorable than all the other organelles so it just stuck and it got repeated and reviewed every year and it sorta became a pre Internet meme and part of a shared consciousness if you were schooled in the US.

I feel my your pain on the shoes, I also wear size 15 but I’m 6’5", with the added blessing of a proportionally long torso. Shirts are impossible but it’s a bummer going to an Amazon (because no store stocks size 15) and seeing options go from like 10,000 down to 100.

I really like onitsaku tigers, I just buy them on repeat.

It might be nothing but see a doctor. I’m young and healthy but turns out my heart genetics suck and I had dangerously high blood pressure.

A take two little pills a day and watch my sodium and no more heart pains are no longer an issue :)

That’s a bit hyperbolic. You can complete a task, a project, a goal. Maybe your task is to do this weeks laundry. Maybe your goal is to build a habit around finishing your laundry. Or your project is to assess your wardrobe and donate your old clothes.

All completable things that should give your brain dopamine and make you feel good about yourself, it’s natural and okay to find joy from those things!

I have to buy the little gas station packs because I will eat a whole fucking box of Oreos if they’re around.

Double stuff golden 😁

I’ve noticed this a lot lately. Extremely long winded and well written emails that could just be a few bullet points.

Give me the human version please. If your email fills my entire screen it’s going through the GPT gauntlet and if your point is lost that’s kinda on you.

If you ever find a way around this let me know, it’s maddening. Especially overseas contacts where I have to wait a day in-between responses, sometimes it takes a week or more to get what I need.

Just… Why?

The implication 😈

You make a great case, the shell of the idea seems pretty sound. It will be a real slug for some of us though.

Is communism the answer

PizzaKeeping?

Humor is my survival and conflict avoidance mechanism.

Join a credit union now while you can.

Are we giving him too much credit? What does he get from all this? What exactly is the plan.

This country elected a proven fucking idiot, Nazis are back, and billionaires are running the government. What does this have to do with Russia?

Did you fry the bread? It looks so good… Except the ketchup give me ranch

We kill this snorgelling when they make biscuits and drool all over a blanket