Yeah I’m taking another break, but I’m not going to enjoy it
Yeah I’m taking another break, but I’m not going to enjoy it
Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?
It is nearly Friday, my dudes.
No kidding, sometimes I have to take a napkin and wipe most of it off. Really excessive.
Better than “you’ll”
Improvised pipe phone
Lord Chainsawhead
Count to four
At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games
Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.
That’s because he’s looking at you and seeing a giant mouse
.:|:;
Tasty, chewy eyes
Because that state of affairs is so whelming as to not be worth mentioning.
Sit down on the
Biobed, so I can
Split you in half
Except in Nebraska!
You win a free trip to the Hague