This is so insulting… to anyone with a knob. I don’t want a JD Vance in my pants, neither literally nor metaphorically.

Because the intelligence sharing network would instantly gain the nickname ‘Speccy’.

He didn’t have the same experience. He was born with +20 charisma and wisdom, and intrinsic spellcasting. It’s no more a real experience than Elon playing Diablo.

Think you’ll find ‘Charleston Heston’ was the dance number performed to, “Don’t it Taste just like your Mammy’s?”, in the musical version of Soylent Green.

Obligatory ‘yo momma’.

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That’s why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

There’s a bug in the rule.

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

Realcalc has an excellent RPN mode (enabled through Calculator Type in Settings). I’ve used it for the last six years or so (technically, in the premium version of the app).

Edit: Not open source - sorry, didn’t see the community!

618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?

From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.

Tonight on Whose Fault is it Anyway?..

You think a Gentoo user would appear in a comic with a graphical interface?

“Pleasure to meet you, old stringy man. Yes, I’d love to meet your younger, plumper family.”

“I have never shied away from tough decision. Our choices over the last week, opposed by the party opposite, will prove to be the right ones. Many experts are already predicting a golden future, with up to one million new homes built, and a new trade route to Japan.”

**Camera cuts to the swathe of destruction left by Godzilla**

Holy contrived punchline, Batman!