SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square296fedilinkarrow-up1992arrow-down114
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minus-square4am@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up76·2 months agoA TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat. If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoHe probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
minus-squareLumiluz@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoWhat? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoThere must be more join statements than column names
A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.
If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
What? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
There must be more join statements than column names