New neighbors: Wow being in the country is so scenic and beautiful we can’t wait to be done with city life and build a house here

Also new neighbors: Put in asphalt driveway, fences, buildings, all flooded with more exterior lighting than a small stadium

They’re good people and they put up with a reasonable amount of our shenanigans but I’m only mildly exaggerating. Our other neighbors told me they don’t need to buy night lights for their kids because of all the extra light from that place