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RockBottom@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

www.thedailybeast.com

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The president was previously forced to abandon plans for a procession in Washington, D.C., due to its colossal price tag.

geteilt von: https://lemmy.world/post/27899430

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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    DOGE: “Sounds good to me”

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      “Make sure to march in lockstep, boys. And can you kick the feet up a bit higher”

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        And point at the leader! No, with your whole hand!

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        Don’t forget the song.

        https://youtu.be/saYLOkAnINc

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          I was expecting the Pet Shop Boys :-(

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        and i want to see lots of mincing!

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