• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Trump: I’ll trade you a shitshow of stupidity and backstabbing friends while rivals watch me smear shit on my face and I blow my enemies. In exchange I burn my country to the ground for no reason.

    China: Deal

    Americans: Deal

    Russians: Deal

    Rest of the world: WTF!!! Ah, fuckit. Deal.