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Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family
I love having my lungs go down into my thighs, it’s so fun when I sit down!