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ericbomb@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

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Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

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ericbomb@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • frenchyy94@feddit.de
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    Excuse me? Mountain dew (any Energy Drink for that matter) tastes horrible.

    Tea all the way!

    • ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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      You stayed loyal to tradition and are reaping the finical benefits for it!

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      How dare you speak the truth! 🧐☕

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    Sorry, mountain dew tastes better than tea?

    What garbage store brand floor scrapings sorry ass tea have you tried.

    • ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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      Okay okay you caught me.

      I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.

      I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.

      So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!

    • robo@feddit.uk
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      deleted by creator

  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    Mountain dew tastes like rat piss

    • Godnroc@lemmy.world
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      What’s wrong with your rats?

      • PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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        More like what’s right with them.

        • Towwebbed@lemmy.world
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          Now with vitamin R! https://giphy.com/gifs/jcYcqxf8z6qCA

    • MadMaurice@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.

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    You can’t beat a well boiled cup of quality (loose) tea! Fuck the Dew!

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    Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.

    It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!

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      Who let Bear Grylls in here?

      • guyrocket@kbin.social
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        Urine: the taste of the great outdoors!

    • ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XsQQ6LWmC0&ab_channel=GameChangerShorts

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  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    Excuse me sir that’s just bollock, dried leaves water is clearly superior.

    • macniel@feddit.de
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      only with milk though.

    • ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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      You stayed loyal and are richer for it.

      Loyalty pays (or saves).

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      Bean versus leaf, if only we could live together in harmony

  • RobMyBot@lemmy.ml
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    Mountain Dew isn’t only the worst caffeine fix.

    Mountain Dew is the worst soda in general.

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      I think Mountain Dew is the best soda.

  • Black AOC@lemmygrad.ml
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    Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes.

    my brother in christ what

    • ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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      Okay okay you caught me.

      I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.

      I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.

      So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!

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    maybe try different teas? even mixing a couple together?

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    Meanwhile my ADHD brain: “Is that caffeine? Welp, time to hit the bed”

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    If you’re really hard up for caffeine, purchase pure caffeine powder. $20 is enough to satiate an average person for a year, or to overdose daily for a month.

    • ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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      Looking at the math it honesty looks like cheap black tea and cheap caffeine powder are about the same cost. Can get 400 tea packets for 15ish bucks, or a year supply for 15$.

      Tea just is secret top tier.

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    Tea is best!!

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    I can’t stomach coffee anymore so can’t have it even if I wanted to 😩 and if i try it just makes me more tired and sickly

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    I was so obsessed with Dutch Bros Paris tea that I went and ordered a bag so I’d stop spending $5/day going there. It’s still the best tea that I’ve ever drank, IMO. Add some agave and it’s my own little Dutch bros at home.

    Harney & Sons is the brand they use.

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      I should try and convince my GF to do that, she is addicted to dutch bros!

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        Their tea is cheap as well. I got 3 bags/150 satchets for like $50.

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          Are you telling us you were spending $5 every day on a cup of tea, and then you bought 150 teabags for $50?

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            Not everyday, but most days. I had always intended to buy the tea myself, but kept forgetting to look at the tag, finally my husband took a picture of it. In my defense I was pregnant att and pregnancy brain is a real thing.

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    The last one should add him holding avocado on toast and it will will be perfect

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