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    3, 2, ignition!, 1…we have liftoff! Liftoff of the first Fully human powered rocket to the National Pride USA USA ICE space station! Try to say that five times Bob! That’s right Stacy! The rocket outputs the entire population of Git-mo every 3 seconds! This country is blessed with perfectly combustible …Bob sorry to interrupt, but we’re entering MECO! The Maximum Enemy Conditional Order, this is when the maximum amount of enemies of the country per second are powering the ascent! Ah yes Stacy! You’re right. We have about 10 more seconds of bur…oops! The unscheduled disassembly of this space craft has activated as usually a random time. Well, better luck next time Stacey! That’s right Bob, this will take a few months for a refueling…