The plan is already in place with my family for when your dictator presses your countrymen into service to come for our water, oil and rare earth metals. It has been so since drumphkins started talking about annexation and instigated economic warfare on our country and we in turn heard crickets from 'murica. We won’t be working, on our couches or fleeing to the best European country that will take us. Our kids may embark on a European journey but we will be right here at home.

The kits are stocked and the truck is ready to roll with five other like minded individuals. Turns out we might only be going to Ottawa though to protest our own government before that happens at this rate.

Fucking right it’s easy to say that. Because it’s the truth.