Preventer79@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 天前Spare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this showsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSpare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this showsh.itjust.worksPreventer79@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 天前message-square28fedilink
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 天前Steve-O had a sperm count of 51 million, average is 20-30 million. So that calls into question if nut kicks may be a fertility treatment for men.
minus-squaresober_monk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 天前I’m not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 天前He was big into NOS and Ketamin. So we know what to test.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 天前No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 天前Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there’s no way he wasn’t repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager. You might be on to something here.
minus-squareButteryMonkey@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 天前Aren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work? Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 天前I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that’s real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway. It’s also theorized that they’re IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.
Steve-O had a sperm count of 51 million, average is 20-30 million. So that calls into question if nut kicks may be a fertility treatment for men.
I’m not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.
He was big into NOS and Ketamin.
So we know what to test.
No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there’s no way he wasn’t repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager.
You might be on to something here.
Aren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work?
Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.
I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that’s real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.
It’s also theorized that they’re IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.