HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agoWhat common thing should not only be banned, but criminalized with mandatory minimum sentences?message-squaremessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down16
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareWhat common thing should not only be banned, but criminalized with mandatory minimum sentences?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square135fedilink
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoWait a minute. I know you! You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoI’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoYou are Kareem! I’ve seen you play. My dad’s got season tickets.
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoI think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoI think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoThe hell I don’t! LISTEN, KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
Wait a minute. I know you! You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
I’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.
You are Kareem! I’ve seen you play. My dad’s got season tickets.
I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
The hell I don’t! LISTEN, KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!