• AngryRobot@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    He’s deploying the National Guard to our capital, Washington DC. He’s also taking federal control over the DC police. All because Big Balls said he was assaulted by 10 15-year-olds in an attempted carjacking. Whether or not it happened, or happened like that, I have no idea.

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      1 day ago

      Explain how the hell exactly 10 folks are going to commit a car jacking…they stealing a goddamn clown car? At best there’s 7 seats, because they are going to wait 30 seconds for all of the carjackers to get inside, and let the other 3 figure out how to escape.

      -this is the dumbest timeline