Coristine’s ass-kicking is just an excuse to send troops into DC. It’s a modern-day Reichstag fire.
And the troops into DC are themselves a distraction from the real question Trump desperately wants to push off the radar: where are the Epstein files?
And finally, my personal believe is that nothing at all happened to Coristine. This is all a show. Because think about it: what are the odd that this high-profile DOGE dude in particular tried to come to the rescue of anybody at all and got beat up for it?
I say he got paid to get punched hard enough to splatter some blood on his clothes and make it public, so Trump could act on it. I might have believed it had it been anybody else. But him? This has “staged” written all over it.
Big Balls tried to help someone out? That’d be a first. Also it’s like the fourth version of the story I’ve heard. First it was two teens on the street. Then carjackers. Then a mob of like 10 people that just jumped him unprovoked. Now it’s whatever Good Samaritan bullshit yarn this is?
Yep. At least have the balls to kill somebody in your false flag. Ideally somebody more notable than fucking Big Balls lmao. And make the supposed perpetrators somebody more official and organized than a bunch of 15 year old carjackers or whatever. Fucking lazy cowards.
it does sound like a false flag, and where are the assailants, they would be plastered all over the news. hes being trying everyting to distract from the epstein files, from tariffs, to aggressive action against a foreign country.
I think it’s more likely that Trump decided that this was the week he took over DC. So he waited for the first big crime to react to. And this happened to be it.
Coristine’s ass-kicking is just an excuse to send troops into DC. It’s a modern-day Reichstag fire.
And the troops into DC are themselves a distraction from the real question Trump desperately wants to push off the radar: where are the Epstein files?
And finally, my personal believe is that nothing at all happened to Coristine. This is all a show. Because think about it: what are the odd that this high-profile DOGE dude in particular tried to come to the rescue of anybody at all and got beat up for it?
I say he got paid to get punched hard enough to splatter some blood on his clothes and make it public, so Trump could act on it. I might have believed it had it been anybody else. But him? This has “staged” written all over it.
Big Balls tried to help someone out? That’d be a first. Also it’s like the fourth version of the story I’ve heard. First it was two teens on the street. Then carjackers. Then a mob of like 10 people that just jumped him unprovoked. Now it’s whatever Good Samaritan bullshit yarn this is?
False flag 💯
Yep. At least have the balls to kill somebody in your false flag. Ideally somebody more notable than fucking Big Balls lmao. And make the supposed perpetrators somebody more official and organized than a bunch of 15 year old carjackers or whatever. Fucking lazy cowards.
A lot of Jessie Smollett energy in this story for sure.
Lets see BB today. If it was an epic ass kicking that boy is going to look like hammered shit.
it does sound like a false flag, and where are the assailants, they would be plastered all over the news. hes being trying everyting to distract from the epstein files, from tariffs, to aggressive action against a foreign country.
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I think it’s more likely that Trump decided that this was the week he took over DC. So he waited for the first big crime to react to. And this happened to be it.