silence7@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agoMan Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C. | A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1407arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1404arrow-down1external-linkMan Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C. | A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.www.nytimes.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square78fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·24 hours agoWhen our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we’ll have to say “so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…”
minus-squareZaktor@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-28 hours agoBut this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
minus-squareSPRUNT@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours ago“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”
minus-squareRhonda Sandtits@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·22 hours ago“So just like how WW1 was started, grandpa?”
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoNo not like WW1, they had far superior fashion. Look at the archduke, mans mustache alone has more drip than any federal agent.
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·24 hours agoThe real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe. And the puritans of course
When our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we’ll have to say “so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…”
But this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”
“So just like how WW1 was started, grandpa?”
No not like WW1, they had far superior fashion. Look at the archduke, mans mustache alone has more drip than any federal agent.
The real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe.
And the puritans of course
Material Conditions go brrr