this just gave me flashbacks
my parents never gave me “the talk” so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching “how to masturbate” and stuff like that. I didn’t want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute
There’s something about someone learning about masturbation using a Nintendo Switch that makes my bones ache.
(It was a gallery of Japanese bathroom graffiti found via Yahoo! that cracked the code for me, in terms of the necessary mechanics. Thank you, bored guy taking a shit in Shibuya and even more bored guy who made a website with translations).
This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.
this just gave me flashbacks
my parents never gave me “the talk” so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching “how to masturbate” and stuff like that. I didn’t want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute
absolutely hilarious in retrospect
There’s something about someone learning about masturbation using a Nintendo Switch that makes my bones ache.
(It was a gallery of Japanese bathroom graffiti found via Yahoo! that cracked the code for me, in terms of the necessary mechanics. Thank you, bored guy taking a shit in Shibuya and even more bored guy who made a website with translations).
Did you use sandpaper?!?